Spring 09 Fashion Week - Prada

Miuccia Prada's Spring '09 collection is a rumpled mess. It reminds me of a Polish saying that was popular in my house when someone tried to leave it without a trip to Grandma's ironing board, "dupy wciągnięty," (roughly, "doo pee vee chung nyenty") or, "pulled out of [one's] ass." Ms Prada calls it, "primitive," and "going back to what counts." So "what counts" is to look like one's been rooting through the dirty laundry bin to find something presentable to wear and failing miserably, or perhaps being molested behind the nightclub and left wandering the streets in a disheveled daze.

Fashion victims will no doubt be snapping this collection up whilst Miuccia laughs all the way to the bank.

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These are about the only two looks in the collection that don't look like complete hell.