Barbara Windsor, in Chloe, with a crazy bleached updo that graced any number of women in the average late-60s TV drama. Or Dolly Parton on a fancy night.
Did trannilicious Sally Farmiloe borrow her hair from the Dynasty wig department?
Justin Lee Collins, your cocker spaniel called. He wants his hair back.
But really, it's not Ms Boyle who's unattractive - it's the audience who thought that a frumpy woman couldn't dazzle with her voice. They're ugly to the core.
Vivica A. Fox - I'm not feeling the dress, either that shade of blue on her, or the style.
Loretta Swit in costume for her latest role as a baked potato. That dress makes her look wide and stumpy.
Kellie Martin - you're not 10 anymore! You can put the little girl Easter dress back in the closet now.
Michelle Lee looks pretty terrific, at least from this distance. I always thought her eyes were too close together, but she's really looking great. From the neck up. Hate the dress.
I do like Donna Mills' dress, and she looks pretty good, too. Well, she still looks like Donna Mills, but with lots of Botox.
Beverly Johnson is 56 years old, bitches. You all wish you looked this good at 30.
Ack - this is little Eddie Munster. Sucks getting old, doesn't it? Looks like that Star Dates thing worked out for him though....
This guy is Wesley Eure, from Land of the Lost. He was also one of the Michael Hortons from Days of Our Lives. Still looks pretty cute to me.
Sorry to keep scaring you like that. :) I think they should consider Teri Hatcher for the role of Witchiepoo for any future remakes of H.R. Pufinstuf.
Alan Cumming, looking rather dashing in a grey 3-piece suit.
Jennifer Beals really looks terrific. Not all that much changed from her Flashdance days. Love the happy sunny dress on her, too.
I think Julia Louis-Dreyfus looks kinda smashing in that orange dress, with the matching lipstick.
Kathy Griffin was presented the Vanguard award, which is given to media professionals who, through their work, have increased the visibility and understanding of the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender community.
Ah, Nichelle Nichols - what is it that Coco Chanel once said, "before you leave the house, look in the mirror and take one thing off” ? Or in your case, two or three....
Stars Drew Barrymore and Jessica Lange pose on the red carpet at the Grey Gardens premiere.
Drew was in such a hurry to get to the party, she threw on a sheer bedsheet and some big jewelry. And nothing else.
Ali Larter seems exceptionally proud of her bony ribcage and the chasm between her breasts. Were he alive today, Evel Knievel would be making plans to jump it.
So the girls beg for a pet but look who does the dog walking - Mom. In skinny pants, flats, and a rain jacket. All in basic black, of course.
Wrinkled bedsheets seemed to be the event's signature look, as evidenced by Tori Spelling....
Rachel Zoe (who sported an equivalent amount of wrinkles on her face)...
...and the pregnant Cat Cora, whose poor boobs are being smashed in that dress. It's a pretty color on her though.
Michelle Obama with Sarah Brown on an April 1 visit to 10 Downing Street. Brown looks boring in her blue suit and blue hose, and Mrs O is inappropriately sparkly. She looks like she's wearing a too-tight version of my mother's "formal cardigan" from the 50s, over a metallic mint green skirt. Can't tell from here, but I'm betting her eye shadow is mint green as well.
Speaking of fashion and Obama, how do you like this crazy caftan by Italian designer Gattinoni?
