Lady Gaga at the VMAs

Tired of Miss Piggy's whoring ways, Kermit steps out with Lady Caca Gaga.

You may be short and green and constantly have a man's hand up your ass, Kermit, but surely you're not that hard up for a date?

Together at Last - Marc Jacobs and...Miss Piggy?

Missy Piggy was recently spotted at Marc Jacobs showroom in Soho - going over looks for NY's Fashion Week. The two just collaborated on a couture gown (pictured) for Miss Piggy, which she'll be wearing this week to Glamorama in Chicago.

You know poor Kermit is footing the bill.

Photo Credit: Marion Curtis/StarPix