...and their hair? These folks were attending the BAFTA Television awards, but could just as easily have been going to a retro costume-ball reunion party after the TV Land awards.

Barbara Windsor, in Chloe, with a crazy bleached updo that graced any number of women in the average late-60s TV drama. Or Dolly Parton on a fancy night.

Did trannilicious Sally Farmiloe borrow her hair from the Dynasty wig department?

Justin Lee Collins, your cocker spaniel called. He wants his hair back.