The A-List Awards were taped this past weekend, and tons of C- and D-list celebrities were in attendance.
Is Traci Lords anorexic now? Why does she look so much like Renee Zellweger?

Wrinkled bedsheets seemed to be the event's signature look, as evidenced by Tori Spelling....

Rachel Zoe (who sported an equivalent amount of wrinkles on her face)...

...and the pregnant Cat Cora, whose poor boobs are being smashed in that dress. It's a pretty color on her though.